GIANT CRANE FLY ON MY PILLOW!
Just sitting there watching videos on youtube, in my bed, when i notice a movement on my right side. I turn my head, and just on the pillow beside me, is a big nasty crane fly walking by! I move as fast as a ninja away from it, grab’s a book, but now it’s not on my pillow, it’s on the wall! I smack it once, it’s still alive! Twice, still alive, a few legs broken. Third...